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			<title>how to make a guy crazyyy</title>
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			<dc:creator>usher</dc:creator>
			<description> Want to see a fat guy get angry? ...



Tell him there is another fat guy ahead of him at the pastry counter!





Want to see him get real angry? ...



Tell him that there are two fat guys ahead of him at the pastry counter!...If





you want to see him explode!!! ...



Tell him that the line he has been waiting in for one hour is the all you can eat rice cake and yogurt buffet!! IF YOU WANNA TO CHAT WITH ON MIG33 ... THEN ADD MY ID am_usher   </description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:21:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Things You'd Love To Say At Work... But Can't</title>
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			<dc:creator>usher</dc:creator>
			<description>I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:10:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>10 things in golf that sound dirty</title>
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			<dc:creator>usher</dc:creator>
			<description>1. Look at the size of his putter.



2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.



3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.



4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.



5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.



6. Lift your head and spread your legs.



7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.



8. Just turn your back and drop it.



9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.



10. Damn, I missed the hole again.  </description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:07:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Something in his hand</title>
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			<dc:creator>usher</dc:creator>
			<description>  Little Johnny's teacher found Little Johnny in the playground studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while Little Johnny held the tiny object up to the light, saying, &quot;Well, it looks plastic.&quot; Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, &quot;But it feels like rubber.&quot;



Curious, the teacher asked, &quot;What do you have there?&quot;



Little Johnny replied, &quot;I don't know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber.&quot;



The teacher responded, &quot;Let  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:27:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Things You'd Love To Say At Work... But Can't</title>
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			<dc:creator>usher</dc:creator>
			<description>I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:20:10 GMT</pubDate>
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